NEXT WEEK: TWO FULL PAGES.
Next page: TUESDAY, MAY 28th!
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NEXT WEEK: TWO FULL PAGES.
Next page: TUESDAY, MAY 28th!
FULL PAGE 87 BELOW:
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Well, if it ain’t my ol’ friend, Cap’n Mal.
Reckon you and I got some unfinished business needs conductin’ here, Mal. Conduct it right here and now if not for that pretty lil’ thing danglin’ off yer- WHOA… Whoa there, lil’ darlin’… No cause to go wavin’ steel in a man’s face. Ain’t got no quarrel with you…

…Well, Gol-dang… Now what do we got here? Reinforcements done have arrived, eh, Mal? Called in ALL your dogs, eh? Annie Oakley and her lil’ boy toy? Couple’a magical-kickin’ gong-fu types? Three spastics in a tin cylinder? Parrot-lovin’ city folk?*




Sheeeeit. I know when I’m beat, Mal. Suspect you got yourself a WHOLE SHIPLOAD MORE where these came from, as well. Ain’t fixin’ to get myself deceased this evenin’, that’s for DAMN sure.
But let me leave you with just one lil’ bit of advice, ol’ pal: The commission queue is full for May, but if you’d like to get on the list for June, send a message to SERENITY@HEARTSHAPEDSKULL.COM and we’ll see if we can’t fit you in. Thank you so much to everyone who’s submitted a request. The response has been truly humbling.
*spits on the ground*
Loved you in Super, Mal.
*moseys*
*Parrot-lovin’ cityfolk courtesy of Penny Blackfeather by the fabulously talented Francesca Dare. “REGENCYPUNK: Gothic, but with more parrots.”
UPDATE 4/11 – YIKES. Seems like I kept you guys waiting way too long. So sorry about that! The commission queue is already pretty full for April and May, but I’ll set aside some time in June, too. Send your email quick!
Wow, it’s been almost two years since the last time I did any commissionscribblins©™®… About time to fire up the ol’ queue again, right? I managed to open up a tiny gap in my schedule this month, so if you’re up for it, LET’S DO THIS.
Commission sketches are all done pencil-style on 9×12″ Bristol board, $60 for one character, $30 for each additional character, $100,000 for every Erotic Smurf (WORTH IT). Shipping is free within the U.S., and just $5 to parts beyond. More details HERE.
If you’ve contacted me about commissions in the past couple of years and are still interested, send me another note and I’ll hurl you straight to the top of the queue. I can probably take on about 8 sketches next week, but I’ve set aside more time next month, so there should be time for everybody. Thank you so much for your patience!









Thanks again for your support, everyone! NOW LET’S GET SMURFY.









