When Jamie “Bear” Smart came to me a few months ago and asked if I’d contribute something to his upcoming zombie comic anthology, I did what any red-blooded American comic artist would do: I laughed at his sickening un-American accent and stabbed him with the nearest bald eagle.

Then I thought about it a bit (while Jamie slowly dragged himself to “hospital”), and realized this could be an opportunity to satisy my life’s #1 greatest ambition: to draw people with flies stuck to their eyeballs, and have other people look at those drawings.

Today, that dream finally comes true.

FAT CHUNK Vol. 2: ZOMBIE lives!

Fat Chunk is an anthology of cool zombie bits by 60-some-odd comic artists, all of whom (judging just from the little icons here) make me look like a sad little rag doll hurled into the corner and covered with urine. God, there’s some cool stuff there.

Available at only the coolest comic shops right this very moment!

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…Wait, your shop doesn’t have it? Jesus, why do you buy stuff there?? They have “Marvel Bromance” but not this?? GET OUT BEFORE THE INFECTION SPREADS!

(NOTE: The usual online suspects say the book isn’t out yet for some reason, but here are some links anyhow: Amazon, Things From Another World, and SLG direct.)

…For it does not have THESE:

SERENITY 13 X 19 – $18

VICIOUS 13 X 19 – $18

TESS 13 X 19 – $18

Yep, I have entered the magical world of PRINT-MAKING, and I’m hoping you folks will find these images worthy of your wall-space.

(Because if you don’t, this muscular behemoth of a printer I bought might just tear itself loose, wrench a wall off your home and print swear words all over grandma. This thing is BIG. I cannot STOP it.)

I spent WAAAYYYY more time than I should have fussing with these prints and making them just perfect, but I think it paid off… My little world is composed almost exclusively of rough sketches and (mostly greyscale) comic books, so I don’t often spend so much time working with color. Or at this SCALE… These images are printed on 13 x 19 inch Canon Photo Paper Plus (Semi-gloss), so they’ll take up a decent chunk of real estate on your wall. They seem almost ostentatious, you know?

DETAILS: The prints are selling for $18 each, or $50 for a set of all three. They’re signed, and they all come with the legendary “goblin doodle” I’ve been including for so many years. Every batch of prints comes delivered flat in a heavy-duty, rigid photo mailer (although if you prefer them rolled, we could probably work something out). Postage is $6 in the U.S. and Canada, $10 everywhere else.

Paypal is preferred, but personal checks and money orders are a possibility.

E-mail me at SERENITY@HEARTSHAPEDSKULL.COM to place your order or ask questions or verbally berate me or offer me real estate or what-have-you.

(And yeah, I should have prints for Comic Con.)

The prints’ permanent home is in the HSS store right here: http://www.heartshapedskull.com/store/

…And also in the brand new ETSY STORE:

Aside from the prints, in the Etsyplace you’ll find lots of original pages (with nice, see-able pictures, even!) from Serenity Rose, Kimmie66, and Blabbermouth, and before too long we’ll hopefully we’ll get some OTHER things in there, as well. Keep checking back!

THANK YOU to everyone who orders one of my fancy new art prints. They were a lot of fun to make, and I’m CERTAIN I’ll be making more.

Because the printer, it watches me.