HAPPY XMAS (THE WORLD IS OVER).
ELDRITCH! #4: “The Dream-Quest of Ted Newbarn”
Theodore “Ted” Newbarn is a real “Regular Joe.” He likes fast cars, chocolate cake, Huey Lewis AND The News. He also has a torso filled with angry black tentacles and an unkillable demon for a baby. And as soon as he figures all that out… man, oh man, things are gonna BURN.
RING IN A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR with a fresh serving of ELDRITCH!
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ELDRITCH! has returned unto you, ye devoted! Your conjurers humbly beg FORGIVENESS for the impure conjurings that delayed our final victory. But fear not! Even now, ELDRITCH! #5 charges toward us through the snow-choked hinterland, drawing ever closer…
The end-game begins in the cold heart of FEBRUARY, 2012!
HAPPY CTHULHSMAS, EVERYONE! Don’t forget to sacrifice some things!









I was clicking through the channels a few nights ago and lo and behold, a classic episode of Invader Zim was on. The episode “Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain” where GIR was Zim’s house. In one scene there was a guy on the phone bragging about his new car that was eventually smushed. The first thing that popped into my head when I saw that guy was Ted Newbarn. Weird. After than I changed the channels some more.