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Spectre wrote:When some dick of a stranger starts up a casual conversation with you for no reason at all (old ladies are the most common perpetrators of this), look right into their eyes and then roll yours back and pretend to faint. When the stranger shakes you to try and wake you up, grab onto their arm, open your eyes wide, sit bolt upright and scream "No no, Mr Jenkins, I don't want to play doctor!!!. Then get up and walk away calmly like nothing happened. Or run away real fast. Either one
This is especially fun on an airplane. Just collapse forward in your seat and skip the walking/running away part. This'll shut 'er up for the rest of the flight, even if it does get you some strange looks from the other passengers...
skelebunnykashe wrote:when you go into a fast food restaurant, be really serious and point (very important) to the menu and say (for example you're at mcdonalds, god forbid) "I'll have a large mcchickenwhich" but make sure the mcchickenwhich or whatever IS NOT on the menu. this requires you to point, say your thing and keep a straight face.
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