Insults??

by **spookytwigg** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:06 am

yeah... thats what was so insulting about it...

by **serinoke** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:37 pm

please your wit is as sharp as a bowling ball........you can use that one

by **ryhmy** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:42 pm

You're like a lost guineapig.

I find the mental image of a lost guineapig somewhat funny...
I'm being stupid aren't I? Nad you're gonna use some of those insults on me, aren't you? AARGH :eek:

by **Zedrick** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:52 pm

HAHAHHAHAHA I loved the one with the guinnea pig

by **Spectre** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:42 pm

Here's one that's both harsh and aloof:
"Could you please step out of the gene pool? I do believe you're clogging up the filter..."

by **Kirse** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:55 pm

I know no insults, not too many, I have a bad combat. I just listen to Foamy.

by **whiterabbit** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:59 pm

Is he British? If so, then try this quote from Baron Von Richthoven from Black Adder:

How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you, the basis of an entire culture.

Or this one, also from Black Adder:

You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here today".

how about this one:

Take heart. You're not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Or this:

Your family tree doesn't branch, does it?

by **Moonrise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:04 am

OMG!!!!! I LOVE BLACK ADDER!!!!! 1, 2 and 3... also the Christmas one, but I havn't seen that one... anyway... if someone is bugging you just tell them to: "Oh bugger off you old fart" ha ha ha ha ha I got that from Black Adder... :tooth:

by **Blaq IcE** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:11 am

yeah, and no,
well they are quite diffrent, but the same thing!
can you spot the diffrence????
nah, dont bother, i already know, so yeah,
uh..yeah?.. um...
why is everyone looking at me?!?!?!?!?!
*punches the wall, walks away*
...man that was a perfectly good wall, eh heck!

by **Spectre** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:15 am

Black Adder rules! :tooth:

by **whiterabbit** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:36 pm

I haven't seen the Christmas one, but you left out part four set during WWI.

by **Moonrise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:37 am

whiterabbit wrote:I haven't seen the Christmas one, but you left out part four set during WWI.

neither have I, and I havn't seen that one either

by **Blaq IcE** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:18 am

wait i got 1, very offensive, im sorry :sad:

i dont even know if its an insult,
ok.. "ahem"

Elevator joke: when a fat person comes into the elevator make creeking noises.

2. when a fat person (again) comes in you back up and make the noise of a backing up truck

eh.. man i cant think right now....
so yeah just 2..
the shame...

by **whiterabbit** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:28 pm

Let's not get into fat jokes, please. They're faaaaar to easy.

If it comes down to name-calling though, try these:

Molecule mind.

Oatmeal-for-brains.

by **Grimwit** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:54 pm

whiterabbit wrote:Let's not get into fat jokes, please. They're faaaaar to easy.

If it comes down to name-calling though, try these:

Molecule mind.

Oatmeal-for-brains.

Of course! Fat Jokes! I can do those!

Um...You so fat...You have...um...Heart disease.
:tooth:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

You're gonna die of a heart attack.

Hey I did it!

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