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by **williamthebloody** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:39 pm

yeh i'd seen that list before on somebody's blog... she made lovely little comments about every single thing on the list. :-D

i just love how if anything isnt church or prayer oriented it apprently isnt "wholesome." whats the deal with being "wholesome" anyways?

and dont nuns and priests wear black?

and i find it interesting how buddhism is lumped in as a "dangerous occult" religion. whuh?

they wouldve burned me at the stake ages ago, and here i turned out to be a productive member of society and all despite my persistent goth-ish ways (that me mum always claimed to be "just a phase" and everything... hee hee) and NOT some crack head, surprisingly enough. wow. imagine THAT!

by **Spectre** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:39 pm

Does anybody out there know where this St Mary's Catholic Church is? I googled that and got 2,580,000 hits. There's gotta be a faster way...
I'd like to visit this church, and tell them my score face to face, then tell them that I also believe in God and the soul and some kind of afterlife, and that everyone has the potential for good, and how I think Jesus was a really nice and very smart man who had some of the best ideas I've ever heard. I'd like to sit down and discuss this with them and find out what brought them to such a ridiculus point.
Someone's gotta do it...

by **Doom_Pie** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:03 am

well, there have got to be thousands of St.Marys churches in the US alone, so I doubt you'll find where this actually originated

by **Lady Bathory** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:24 pm

Doom_Pie wrote:oh, where do you work?

<.< >.> At a salon .. ACK! *gets stuff thrown at me.*

williamthebloody wrote:and dont nuns and priests wear black?

and i find it interesting how buddhism is lumped in as a "dangerous occult" religion. whuh?

They can wear black ... they're with the church, it's ok. As for Buddism? If it's not directly from the old Catholic church in some form or fashion, it doesn't matter what it is, it's Satanic. Most churches (that I've been drug into anyway) refuse to be pestered with the facts.

On the brightside, my Aunt in Shrevport, LA wanted me to go to her bible study with her. She said I might enjoy it. She really doesn't know me ... but I went with her anyway (mom came with me in case they decided to jump me so we could both make a run for it AWAY from the stakes!).

They started off talking about the leper who touched Jesus's robe and was cured. I threw out that people might have been avoiding her bc she was gay. I GOT NO STRANGE LOOKS!! AND SOME OF THEM AGREED WITH ME!! They agreed that most people (way back when) disliked homosexuals b/c they weren't adding to the population and the mortality rate was threw the roof back then AND said it was stupid to still feel that way! ... I nearly fell over on the glass table. ... I'm still in shock. At least some churches are willing to consider anything.

by **cait** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:58 pm

hehe, you should relable it "Listed below are some warning signs to indicate that your child may be going through puberty"

I am almost sure I was on my biggest count drakula eating kick at the age of thirteen.

by **Doom_Pie** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:19 pm

Lady Bathory wrote:<.< >.> At a salon .. ACK! *gets stuff thrown at me.*

I don't think anyone should care where you work. I work for....well I don't have a job but I babysit every now and then, that my childern, is where my small amounts of cash come from

....the end.

by **subobeyliminal** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:14 pm

Lady Bathory wrote:<.< >.> At a salon .. ACK! *gets stuff thrown at me.*

Everyone's got to get their hair cut sometime. :tooth:

by **Teim** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:47 am

I did this back in school and got a 34 or something, ugh... But seeing as we got some Non-gothy/rocker/stoner peeps to do it and they all got at least like a 20, we ignored the damn thing.

This is my favorite part: "If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center. "

MENTAL HEALTH CENTRE!? I've already been, it used to be a factory/warehouse that made cookies, and the sweet smell of sugar used to float along the road while I walked to school.....

In a slightly Dumber note....WOOOOOO go Satan!!

by **Doom_Pie** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:54 am

hahahahahaha...oh I so saaad.

by **miss_sorrowz** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:51 pm

I barely got to read this but it is fucking HILARIOUS!!

Oh yeah, I scored 33 points.

by **Zante** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:59 pm

hahahahaha my friend read this to me awhile ago & i thought it was so freaking hilarious. i still can't get over this.
where'd you find this?

i got 31 - but it's not fair we don't get count chocula over here

by **LCARS** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:08 pm

HA! That's is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Too bad there's no corresponding email address to bomb.

"Count Chocula", as far as I know isn't aligned with the dark forces of the abyss. Only General Mills. Which is only slightly evil.

by **williamthebloody** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:07 pm

LCARS wrote:HA! That's is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Too bad there's no corresponding email address to bomb.

"Count Chocula", as far as I know isn't aligned with the dark forces of the abyss. Only General Mills. Which is only slightly evil.

not as evil as Post cereals. owned by Big Tobacco, dont you know.

by **Doom_Pie** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:34 pm

CRAZY! I did not know that...awwww I eat losta post cereals.....oh well, but yeah, I found this...ummmm....oh I dunno, I think I stole it from my sister who got it from one of her friends nexopia thingee....Iunno, summat like that.

by **Teim** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:14 am

What about the Quakers guy? hes fuckin' evil in my books, anything that scares Chucky Finster is evil... Yes that means everything is evil. It also means i love the Rugrats.. you gotta problem?!!?! :mad:

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