The Flying Dracula Hair: I nominate MYYYSEEEEELF

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:39 pm

Okay, so I've actually wanted to be a mod for a bit now[/SUCHHONESTY] and thought that's what the Town Hall was gunna be, so:

I think I would be a good mod because I love Serenity Rose and I love it's fans. I love everyone here whether it seems so or not (kisses frumpy RyRy <3)

- I would be fair and not intimidate newbies because I think their favorite band's hair is too shiny. I would always attempt to inundate them in the pure yellowsun energy.

- I visit the forum everyday.

- I am AMAZING.

I adore the idea of this community growing, and it would give me smiles inside to have the honor of helping to tend it.

Aslo - I'd understand, mod-dom or not, because of Kimmie fans, if I'd have to not swear anymore.

by **gofflin** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:55 am

The Flying Dracula Hair wrote:Aslo - I'd understand, mod-dom or not, because of Kimmie fans, if I'd have to not swear anymore.

Nah - I'm pretty anti-censorship, so drop as many f-bombs as you see fit. If the potty language really offends people, I'll install a word filter so they can have the option to shield their delicate constitutions.

Awesome nomination! Let's keep 'em coming!

by **subobeyliminal** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:33 pm

I think you'd make a great mod, FDH!

You're such a likeable chap. And you really are one of the heart-and-soul members of the community.

by **williamthebloody** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:45 pm

subobeyliminal wrote:I think you'd make a great mod, FDH!

You're such a likeable chap. And you really are one of the heart-and-soul members of the community.

I AGREE COMPLETELY.
however, i am i bit confused by the poll for this thread. i DO want to support FDH as a mod, but i also DO have a secret shrine to him in my closet as well! which to vote for??

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:24 pm

Awww DUDES, i am BLUSHING

Will wrote:i also DO have a secret shrine to him in my closet as well!

AND AM scared

by **Teim** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:28 pm

FDH! You wont win if you keep voting for everyone else!

I've done it too....

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:04 pm

Nahhh!

Hmm, BLUSHING? Should I have said TEARING? Or maybe MISTY? I forgot to run words past the focus group.

by **williamthebloody** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:20 pm

whatever you do, don't say "moist"! that's ALWAYS a deal killer.

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:31 pm

gofflin wrote:Awesome nomination!

This in: Monday, February the 18th, Current Only Mod Gofflin has went public with her decision to endorse my campaign. I know that you, the voters, know how and will make your own decision, but I just thought you should stay informed of recent turn of events. Thank you.

by **Relenz** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:34 pm

...his?

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:35 pm

You saw NOTHING

by **Relenz** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:58 pm

NEWS FLASH:
FLYING TOUPEE CANDIDATE: CLOSET SEXIST OR NOT TRUE SR FAN?

Recent comments by popular 'goth' mod candidate The Flying Dracula Hair referred to beloved and adored web-ubermensch Gofflin as male. SLG,LUL Representative Relenz was quick to point out The Flying Dracula Hair's error, which he immediately denied. Could such a slip indicate that this supposedly knowledgeable SR fan did not read recent posts in Beloved Artist/God/Cool-person The 3-In-1 Mr. A, or could such a statement be an indicator of a DEEPER ISSUE?! Documents and Forum Records obtained by the SLG,LUL through a FOFA request indicated that Mr. Hair also stated:

The Flying Dracula Hair wrote:
gofflin wrote:Awesome nomination!

This in: Monday, February the 18th, Current Only Mod Gofflin has went public with his decision to endorse my campaign. Which is cool, because he is totally a guy, not a girl, since girls are only good for cooking and crocheting and popping out babies and being whiny annoying little wusses, AMIRITE DUDEZ? I know that you, the voters, know how and will make your own decision, but I just thought you should stay informed of recent turn of eventsIsecretlythinkserenityrosesuxxorzhardcorrzandaynrandismygod .Thank you.

At the time of this posting, Mr. Hair has not responded to any requests for elucidation of this comment, aside from his statement that SLG,LUL sources

...saw NOTHING"

IS THIS THE KIND OF CHAUVINIST YOU WANT IN OFFICE?!?
VOTE "NO" ON PROPOSITION The Flying Dracula Hair: I nominate MYYYSEEEEELF NOW!

Paid for by Relenz and the SLG, LUL. The SLG, LUL is a registered 527 group and is not affiliated with the Teim campaign, where folks are clear and fair on gender. Just sayin'.

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:05 am

I'm sorry to say, but due to personal reasons longtime supporter Sub "Obey" Liminal has stepped down from her position on my campaign team, who I might add was never paid for her services and worked as a volunteer, and has made her own bid for Mod. We wish her well in her endeavor.

by **subobeyliminal** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:29 am

I can still support you too, ya mook!
Gofflin said she was going to pick 3-5.

by **Teim** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:42 am

Didn't the popular candidate, FDH, have some sort of run-in with the Law recently? Do we want a CRIMINAL Modding our children?

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