You cannot defeat me.

by **Rynan** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:43 am

Greetings. You have obviously come to challenge my claim of invincibility. Before the challenge commences, let me make some truths perfectly clear to you: You will never defeat me. All of your martial arts training and physical prowess, not to mention feeble intellect, is in vain when you face my omnipotence. My power is infinite. The mountains tremble in presence. The universe quakes in fear of my name. You are no match for me and my power, for mine is a power that would bring the galaxy to its knees. A power that you, sadly, are without...

I HAVE THE KNIFE HAND!
Surrender now and I will reconsider reuniting you with your ancestors.

by **Rynan** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:09 pm

I commend this forum for it's superb judgment in not challenging my will and accepting that I am superior. Though you have earned my praise, I'm sure that whatever refuse that spawned you weeps for having such cowardly children. They will not reward you for your lack of moral standing, but I will, with the greatest treasure that I can bestow upon you: Life. You and your forum will continue to live so long as I will it. I would say that you should celebrate your newly acquired wealth with song and dance, but I suggest against it. Your carefree behavior may irk my wrath, and as vast as my treasures are, so too is my fury. From now on, this forum is now part of my empire and through it I will have a gateway to the west to expand my borders.

Are you not glad that you have not challenged me?

by **Slinker** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:52 pm

-You shall shut up!!! You shall shut your filthy mouth and you will never open it again!!!

Words do not lead to victory in combat, but it may inspire fear to some. For some, however, the same words may lead to hate. Hate can sometimes win in combat.

by **Rynan** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:16 pm

Your hate must be slow boiling, for I have been here a full day before I laid claim to victory. Not a soul challenged my might. No hero came to defend you. Your apperance here is just a nuisance at most and the payment for such an annoyance will be great.

I will extinguish the candle of your life with my Knife Hand.

by **Slinker** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:22 pm

A moment of silents, brakes the combat...

Then. (Sound file)

by **Rynan** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:43 pm

IRON FIST!!!

Your warrior is flabby and is easily defeated.

by **Slinker** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:00 pm

-Your so called "Iron fist" will soon be an ex-part of your body, as well as other free choosen limbs you have hanging around...

by **Zeitgheist** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:02 pm

I had to draw this picture of myself in the Bleach universe

As you see,
me and my horrible tablet skills cannot be defeated

by **Rynan** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:21 pm

Sadly, all in vain. The combined forces of my Knife Hand and Iron Fist will humble even the loudest of chainsaws, not to mention the most horrible of tablet skills.

I offer you the chance to surrender. I encourage you to take it, for the alternative is your destruction.

by **Slinker** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:34 pm

-You are a fool mortal! Like any other....Now, pay the price of your ignorans!

*takes of his mask*

-Behold my face of the true darkness. I am all that is evil. I am the one that controlls the realm outside the worlds of livning and death, a world unkown to mortals and gods, were I feed on all your sins. There is no name for a creatures like me, I am a part of everything evil in this world. All your attempets to destroy me only feeds me. In the end all your evil attemps to kill another will make me stronger inside you and then you will no longer have any kind of controll of youself. You will exist in terribel existens between life and death with only a memory of yourself left and with your regrets...But then after thousands of years you will forget who you were. And exist but not even know it, like a newborn child in darkness! I give no one a chance to surrender. You have choose this path yourself hoping that darkness will make you stronger. But darkness does not serve anyone else but me. Cause I am darkness itself!

by **Zeitgheist** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:37 pm

Slinker wrote:*takes of his mask*

*falls off chair* OH... EM GEE XD

Well I must reveal.. I'm actually...

dun dun... DUN!!

by **Slinker** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:58 am

Argh, Swedish celeberties! :eek:

by **Rynan** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:23 am

The might of my Tiger Claw cancels all forms of magic, including swedes. Your fate is sealed.

by **Slinker** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:44 am

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

by **Zeitgheist** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:57 pm

Onwards comes...

FINNISH CELEBRITIES! Feel the power of Satan

You cannot defeat me.

You cannot defeat me.

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