The vortex

by **Scissorhands** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:52 pm

I always think of Linkin Park as "Linkin Pink" because of something one of my dad's workmates said.

by **derram** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:25 am

Well, I'm back!

After venturing through the lands of Housewithoutinternet... opolis... yeah. I have found my way back. With my new trusty 56k steed I can... check the forum, and not much else... but hey, between the hours of 10pm and 9 am I can sit around and remember what my cable modem was like while I wait for this effing thing to load my email or sommen.

So, yeah. Hi.

by **Teim** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:00 am

Welcome back, to this barren waste of a forum. These last months have been hard, and i don't think that we can last until the harvest in November... *cough cough!* I'm fading fast, I'm sorry. *Cough*

by **Slinker** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:15 pm

This forum needs a Metallica consert!

http://www.youtube.com/v/AJV81Nrzanc

by **DoOdLESkULls** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:45 pm

Well since we're on the topic in here about the vortex, i guess i should say that i have returned as well....guess i just kinda wondered off.........but now i'm back... soooooooo yeah, hi again everyone

but yeah, i got bored of the da real people outside my door. They're all too normal.

by **Teim** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:47 pm

by **evilmidget** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:34 am

IM still loyal . . . kind of . . .

by **Anigmal** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:43 am

*an eerie wind rolls in and blows the door of the vortex wide open. Walks in covered with snow*

:shock:

I....I honestly don't know what happened. I was just walking along the ogre pile when a van pulled up beside me. The vortex rolled down its window and said "Hey kid do you want some candy?" Intrigued at the prospect of candy, curious to figure out why the DMV would give something as maniacle as the vortex a liscense, and the sheer insanity of said vortex asking a grown man if he wanted candy, I stepped closer. The side door opened rather fast and pulled me into it's van and then quickly drove me up to it's mountain side cabin. It sat me down and made me watch the entire collection of Billy Gilmore films. When it ran out of films it left the cabin to retrieve its collection of happy noodle boy comics. While alone in that cabin I found the bodies of the many victims before me.... Theirs eyes were souless and gave me the creeps. Not wanting to end up like them I quickly tied a bunch of them together into a makeshift sled and rocketed down the edge of the mountain. I parked the sled in an ally a few miles from the door and quickly ran back here. If the vortex comes looking for me, tell him I headed towards Canade via a route through Mexico. That might throw him off for a few weeks.... :dizzy:

*passes out*

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:20 pm

That fucking Vortex, trying to be all like Johnny Maniac.

by **Teim** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:28 am

Guys, Big announcement tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

by **williamthebloody** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:42 pm

yaarp.
hopefully the promise of regular sera updates will put this vortex out of business!

by **subobeyliminal** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:14 pm

Well, I don't want Mr. Vortex's lawyers to come after me or anything, but I may or may not have slaughtered his 5 children and fed them to a wormhole... 8-)

by **Relenz** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:29 pm

subobeyliminal wrote:Well, I don't want Mr. Vortex's lawyers to come after me or anything, but I may or may not have slaughtered his 5 children and fed them to a wormhole...

This post has been quoted per a FOFA request by Mr. Relenz and the SLG, LUL group for usage in future mod campaign material. thank you for your time.

by **The Flying Dracula Hair** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:48 am

Hey what with the changes 'n all I don't think The Vortex is something to worry about,
we should delete this thread.

by **subobeyliminal** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:33 am

Which is the thread that has our massive internet-breaking group quoting effort?

The vortex

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