top 5 WORST movies ever

tell us about the bestest movie or tv show you ever sawed. or the worstest. you decide.

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Postby Spectre » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:42 pm

Mr Blue Sky wrote:1.Van Helsig
2.Blade 3
3.Pearl Harbor
4.Anything Adam Sandler exept Punch-Drunk Love
5.Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


Finally, someone else who realizes just how bad cult movies can get.
However, I'm going to have to say that "Alone In The Dark" is, in fact, much worse than "Blade 3". Also, any Adam Sandler movie is preferable to "A Dirty Shame" or "Shampoo".
But you've probably never seen those movies (and consider yourself lucky for that; For the love of God do not ever expose yourself to those abortions of the movie industry), so your rational is acceptable.
I've never seen "Pearl Harbor", but seriously how could it be worse than "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes"?
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Postby Mr Blue Sky » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:48 pm

Tomatoes don't take themselves seriously.
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Postby Spectre » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:15 am

Mr Blue Sky wrote:Tomatoes don't take themselves seriously.

Maybe not normal tomatoes; but we're talking killer tomatoes here! :eek:
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Postby Moonrise » Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:28 pm

Spectre wrote:
Mr Blue Sky wrote:Tomatoes don't take themselves seriously.

Maybe not normal tomatoes; but we're talking killer tomatoes here! :eek:

I love tomatoes... no matter if they're killer... or do these make any different from poisoned ones? :dizzy:
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Postby Zante » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:07 pm

Ed Wood was voted as the worst director, but as strangely bizarre as his movies were i got a major kick out of them. talk about trippy

Kirse wrote:To some I know that it may seem lame, but I really liked Queen of the Damned.

my brother worked on that movie (parts of it or most of it was filmed in australia). but i like the movie too & not just because i'm biased :tooth:
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Postby williamthebloody » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:28 pm

Zante wrote:Ed Wood was voted as the worst director, but as strangely bizarre as his movies were i got a major kick out of them. talk about trippy


yeah, but that was one of my points in starting this thread. ed wood's movies are terrible, but still fun. they have kitchy value. i'm talking films that have NO REDEEMABLE SOCIAL VALUE at all. re: crimes against humainity. films that even single celled organisms get offended in watching.
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Postby Sig » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:56 pm

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The House That Screamed
Bad Magic
Nukie
American Wedding

The last one is the worst movie ever created.
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Postby Mr Blue Sky » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:43 pm

Earth knows a new evil: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/cheaperbythedozen2/
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Postby Zante » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:38 pm

williamthebloody wrote:
Zante wrote:Ed Wood was voted as the worst director, but as strangely bizarre as his movies were i got a major kick out of them. talk about trippy


yeah, but that was one of my points in starting this thread. ed wood's movies are terrible, but still fun. they have kitchy value. i'm talking films that have NO REDEEMABLE SOCIAL VALUE at all. re: crimes against humainity. films that even single celled organisms get offended in watching.

i just bought Glen or Glenda on dvd & another one of his films but for some damn reason the title has just left me ::grrrr:: i'm building my collection, i've also got plan 9 from outerspace on video & Tim Burton's Ed Wood!
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Postby Xxblood-stained-angelxX » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:24 am

1) Cinderella (disney vs.)
2) Barbie movies
3) Barney movies
4) Baby videos of a certain little brother
5) Anything with happy little children

Yeah happy sh*t sucks
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Postby kahnate » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:07 pm

As much as you are loathe for me to admit, I happen to like a lot of the earlier Disney movies.

Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
Alice in Wonderland
The Little Mermaid
etc.

The new shit. The new shit. That shit sucks. It sucks so bad. Like crack whore who still has her teeth. Not that I know what that's like, but I think the analogy fits.


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Postby Spectre » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:53 pm

ditto Kahnate;
Beauty And The Beast was the last Disney movie to have an impact for me. The magic seemed to fade after that one... slip away unnoticed, like innocence.
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Postby Cujunga » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:15 pm

Le Chat wrote:
3-> Any moive staring a pop, rock, or hip hop star


there are quite a few exceptions to that:

Three Kings
The Aviator
Dancer In the Dark
Anything featuring Jack Black.


just adding Labyrinth to that list...
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Postby Moonrise » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:10 am

There are new movies that have come out and from the fact this is two months old, has anyone actually changed their mind?

I know I have:
5. The Village
4. Switchback
3. Taken
2. In The Mouth of Madness [Sam Neil was good in the movie, but it was just too stoOpid!]
The number one worst movie...
1. Spanglish [Adam Sandler was goOd [as usual]]
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Postby Teim » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:56 am



1: Dungeons and Dragons (I dont even know Why i thought it would be good)
2: the Grudge (best comedy ever)
3: Scary movie 3
4: scary movie 2
5: scary movie (YOUR SATIRE SUCKS!)


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