Yo moma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo moma is so dirty, that when I walked past her house, I got -
robbed by a rat, raped by a roach, and hit over the head with a stale biscuit.
Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes.
Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to use the bathroom, she said "sure, it's the second bucket on the right."
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry
●๋• Đesensitized ●๋•