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Postby T.F.O. » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:25 pm

uh no I'm not, those were pittiful, like your momma's 10 cent bj's
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Postby Blaq IcE » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:29 pm

ok, fine, ur 2 good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby T.F.O. » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:31 pm

thats what ur mom said
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Postby Blaq IcE » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:34 pm

no it wasnt, thats what ur mom said *turns away*
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Postby T.F.O. » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:03 pm

I hate to break it to you, but that wasnt my mom, it was my dog.
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Postby whiterabbit » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:53 pm

Here's an old one, but it still works:

You're so ugly, your momma had to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
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Postby Blaq IcE » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:30 pm

old, yet good
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Postby T.F.O. » Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:03 pm

like your mom
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Postby Moonrise » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:54 pm

Oh how 'bout this one?

yo' momma dumb that she needed a map to get out of her driveway
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Postby T.F.O. » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:17 am

yo momma so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes(for those of you who dont know, 60 minutes is a news show in the states)
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Postby Blaq IcE » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:27 am

really? well its also 60 mins here 2!!! (yes the news) in Melbourne Aus
and besides, i've heared that one!
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Postby T.F.O. » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:32 am

everbody has heard that, I though we were doing old ones now
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Postby Blaq IcE » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:41 am

eh, who cares, keep at it!
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Postby Moonrise » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:10 am

Yo' momma's so fat, she can't fit through the door of an Internet chat room!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has her on planet called, "Mamatown".
Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!
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Postby Blaq IcE » Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:09 am

she cant fit the door of an internet chat room?
like how is that possible?
hm?

anyway, *hums the tune of sesame street*
WOAH??? how did that come up?
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