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Postby DreamPeddler » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:13 pm

I was at my friendís house and we were watching a movie and all of a sudden all the dogs in the neighborhood start barking. So we're like what the hell and we go outside and all of a sudden we here this loud roar! It sounded weird and really deep. It scared the crap out of us so we ran inside. I never herd anything like it. And then she called me in the morning and told me that her screen door was all ripped up, so i went over and it looked like animal claw marks. But BIG.... Call me crazy but i really believe thereís a werewolf in her subdivision...
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Postby T.F.O. » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:21 pm

or a bear, or depending on where you live, me.
besides everyone knows that sculliones are a bunch of pussies
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Postby DreamPeddler » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:28 pm

I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Whats a scullione??
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Postby whiterabbit » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:34 pm

Most likely a large dog then. Might have been a bear, though. Some of them become accustomed to humans and like to root around in the garbage. Happens all the time.
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Postby T.F.O. » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:35 pm

a scullione is a werwolfe, and if your in the suburbs of chicago then it was either me(the fuzzy one is everwhere and nowhere...but mostly everywhere) or my older and smaller(shorter) brother, who actually lives in chicago.
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Postby DreamPeddler » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:37 pm

I think it was something supernatural still. ALL the dogs were barking in the area, seriously...ALL of them. Very scary.
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Postby whiterabbit » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:39 pm

Domestic dogs will go nuts if there's a bear in the area. That may be your culprit. If it happens again you may want to call animal control.
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Postby Bulghod » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:44 pm

What if it was a guy with a really really REALLY big rake?
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Postby T.F.O. » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:46 pm

yo.
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Postby Angel » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:00 pm

well fuzzy has been known to rip doors off of things(houses, hinges, cars etc) is'nt that right hun.
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Postby T.F.O. » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:07 pm

yep
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Postby DreamPeddler » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:42 am

Fuzzy??

I dont think there are any bears in the suburbs of Chicago, thats more of a northern wisconsin thing....
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Postby whiterabbit » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:23 pm

I dunno... I've heard some pretty wild stories. You're certainly far north enough to have bears wander in from time to time. I've heard of it happening in New York city, or at least the suburbs of it.
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Postby T.F.O. » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:50 pm

I'm fuzzy. T.F.O. stands for; The Fuzzy One.
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Postby Moonrise » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:49 am

OR maybe its a giant Racoon... if something like that happened to me, I'd think it was an oversized possum, but if I lived in the outback, then that would be a Red Kangaroo (I think that's the biggest species of the kangaroo family) :???:
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