Zombie Dogs!

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Zombie Dogs!

Postby Nega Knight » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:50 am

"SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans."

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15 ... 62,00.html

Saw this on another forum I frequent, thought it was pretty neat. Kudos to Jethrek for bringing it to my attention.
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Postby Scissorhands » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:07 pm

"the page you requested could not be found"

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?? :x

I want to see it!
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Postby Rynan » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:26 pm

Gaze upon the foolishness of these scientists. They honestly believe that can create zombiefied canines, thus creating an army of these abominations to lay waste to any enemy that opposes them. Heh heh...

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Postby Nega Knight » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:15 pm

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Postby Scissorhands » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:58 pm

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Postby williamthebloody » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:16 pm

what? no glowing green injections? Reanimator lied to me!
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Postby kahnate » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:11 am

Oh, okay, cool. They plan on using the technique on soldiers.


Um... :eek:


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Postby williamthebloody » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:14 pm

kahnate wrote:Oh, okay, cool. They plan on using the technique on soldiers.


Um... :eek:


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what? you dont like the idea of being resurrected inperpetuity to forever serve your country even FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE until the day when apes eveolve from men or the machines rise up and kill us all? either way.
oh come on! be patriotic! rise from the dead for your country!
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Postby kahnate » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:11 am

Well, they found no physical change in the animals' brains, but even not all of your personality is reliant on the physical structure of your brain. That's why there's both psychologist and psychiatrists. Image being risen from the dead; how would that affect you mentally?

Yes, I wouldn't mind being risen from the dead to continue serving, but it's the fear of the unkown that's keeping me from being excited about the idea.

I know you were just joking around/being sarcastic, but these are my concerns and I just wanted to put them out.


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Postby williamthebloody » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:18 am

yeh i was just bein' screwy.
but it is an awfully spooky idea to be able to do that to people, particularly soldiers. it almost makes it sound as if you are the military's "property" and that they get to force you to keep fighting even after youre dead! feels unsettling to be thought of almost as "stuff" and not as people.
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Postby kahnate » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:33 am

You don't understand: We are "Stuff". One of the many proper military terms for who I am is "Organic Weapon System". In joining the Army I sacrificed any claim to free time, an independent life, and I waived my Constitutional rights and powers. The military has a long history of using soldiers as guiena pigs for science. Not something I'm entirely comfortable with, but, you know, it always happens to 'someone else'.

Heh.


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Postby Teim » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:41 am

Oh my god! do none of you realise what this could mean?!


A potetial Zombie plauge is looming and none of you have come up with a survival plan yet! "Oh i'll do it tommorow." isn'y good enough! The Zombies could be here now!! right this minute! I need a shotgun aRGH!!!
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Postby williamthebloody » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:33 pm

Teim wrote:Oh my god! do none of you realise what this could mean?!


A potetial Zombie plauge is looming and none of you have come up with a survival plan yet! "Oh i'll do it tommorow." isn'y good enough! The Zombies could be here now!! right this minute! I need a shotgun aRGH!!!


um, i ALREADY have a zombie survival plan. i came up with one AGES ago. um. doesn't everyone?
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Postby Spectre » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:57 pm

Wow. This is awesome. Do you guys have any idea how many people could be saved from catastrophies where there aren't enough doctors onhand to treat everybody?
This is incredible, this is medical history in the making. Then again, I'm a Bio major, I would say that.
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Postby ryhmy » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:16 am

Teim wrote:A potetial Zombie plauge is looming and none of you have come up with a survival plan yet! "Oh i'll do it tommorow." isn'y good enough! The Zombies could be here now!! right this minute! I need a shotgun aRGH!!!


Teim is quite right here: any decent survival plan in the case of zombie holocaust must include a group of people, a mall, a shotgun and an axe (preferrebly a chainsaw but they are more expensive and often not available. Besides they tend to run out of gas :eek: ).
Just watch all the zombie- movies by Romero and try to learn from the mistakes the people make.

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