top 5 WORST movies ever

by **Corpse Bride** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:34 pm

Zeitgheist wrote:
Corpse Bride wrote:* Spongebob Movie

Hey! The Spongebob movie was awesome!
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER - ROCK

Hahaha. I wasn't a big fan of it. =P

by **Scissorhands** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:28 am

Zeitgheist wrote:
Hey! The Spongebob movie was awesome!
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER - ROCK

YEAH!

by **Teim** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:22 am

subobeyliminal wrote:What a fulfilling date that must have been.

I hope the company was good, at least. ^-

by **evilmidget** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:09 am

Teim wrote:
subobeyliminal wrote:What a fulfilling date that must have been.

I hope the company was good, at least. ^-

hmm. Subs, is someone jelous?

by **subobeyliminal** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:59 am

evilmidget wrote:
Teim wrote:
subobeyliminal wrote:What a fulfilling date that must have been.

I hope the company was good, at least. ^-

hmm. Subs, is someone jelous?

Jealous...of going on a date...to see Scary Movie 3.

No.
No, I can safely say that I am not.

by **Rynan** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:23 am

subobeyliminal wrote:Jealous...of going on a date...to see Scary Movie 3.

No.
No, I can safely say that I am not.

My retinas still haven't healed after watching it. It was like a 70 chernobyls in magnitude with the amount of "Suck radiation" it was giving off. It was horrible. There was fire, radiation burns, Godzilla, people sick and dying from radiation poisoning, children crying. It was bad, not as bad as "The Order", but still bad.

In The Memory of Leslie Nielsen,
who gave his all to save "Scary Movie 3"
from becoming a national tragedy.
He was credit to the force.

by **darkside** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:34 pm

anyone see scary movie 4 ,...... it wasn't as bad

by **evilmidget** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:06 pm

I haven't heard good things about it.

by **darkside** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:47 pm

yeah, well i never heard good things about that one Val Kilmer movie:
"kiss kiss bang bang". now i actually saw that one, and i take a lot of movie criticism with a grain of salt

by **williamthebloody** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:20 pm

darkside wrote:yeah, well i never heard good things about that one Val Kilmer movie:
"kiss kiss bang bang". now i actually saw that one, and i take a lot of movie criticism with a grain of salt

what a coicedence!! i JUST saw that movie yesterday! and I LOVED IT. i knew nothing about it at all. didnt even know it existed, but a friend insisted i watch it. glad i did. it's a real movie buff's movie.
"i'll be over there with native american joe pesci."

by **evilmidget** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:36 pm

Another bad movie:

Santa With Muscles starring Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bolleah.

That movie was laghable when it comes to how cheesy it is. However, the whole shooting random cars with paintballs was pretty halarious.

by **darkside** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:15 pm

good for you Will.

by **evilmidget** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:50 pm

Four Years. Four long years. By the power of all that is Doug Walker, I command you thread to rise from the ashes of nostalgia. RISE!!!! FOSHIAMAOIDKLSAALSHKKALALKSOA OAKSOOKHFOSKLNFSKHHALAAAAAA!!!!!

Sorry guys, I was bored, looking through the old threads, and thought this would be fun to do again considering what all has been released in the past four years since this thread ended. two words: Wicker Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRre ... r_embedded

I seriously have to rank this in my bottom five which has been updated over the years

5. A Troll in Central Park (NC helped me remember the many low points of my childhood when he reviewed this)
4. The Wicker Man (why?)
3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (fuck you MB, fuck you)
2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I stand by my word as this was one of THE most disappointing films I have ever seen in my whole life)
1. Eragon (I don't need to say it; i've already said it a thousand times in multiple forms)

so yeah. i highly encourage for others to check out some of the old stuff as well. you'd be surprised at what you find; i know I was

by **alphatroll** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:24 am

evilmidget wrote:2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I stand by my word as this was one of THE most disappointing films I have ever seen in my whole life)

That one comes across *way* better if you read the book about a thousand times before even *hearing* about the Gene Wilder version. Dahl's stuff was my Bible back before I discovered Douglas Adams.

by **SadakoMoose** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:18 pm

alphatroll wrote:
evilmidget wrote:2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I stand by my word as this was one of THE most disappointing films I have ever seen in my whole life)

That one comes across *way* better if you read the book about a thousand times before even *hearing* about the Gene Wilder version. Dahl's stuff was my Bible back before I discovered Douglas Adams.

I know people that feel the same way about Wodehouse...

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