El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Serenidad

jibba jabba about sera's comics, art galleries, and anything else connected with america's least favorite local witch.

Moderator: The S.S.I. Is Watching You.

Postby alphatroll » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:28 pm

Pigweed wrote:First time? Vulgar picture? Whuh?

I don't make the rules, I just read 'em!
100% bored certified linguistic autist and all-knowing know-it-all

more junk in my deviantArt, http://alphatroll.deviantart.com

"I wanted to be a neo-deconstructionist, but my mom wouldn't let me" - Calvin
User avatar
alphatroll
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 2371
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:23 am
Location: 4 blox from the 1st Carnegie library outside PA

Postby williamthebloody » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:17 pm

Pigweed wrote:Yeah, that's cool too...until you start hitting on someone and they turn out to not be what you thought they were. :tooth:


there's an easy solution to this: DON'T HIT ON ANYONE

seems to work just fine for me, anyway
User avatar
williamthebloody
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 2995
Joined: Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:37 pm
Location: orbital base plotting your doom.

Postby evilmidget » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:25 pm

good advice will. i learned this the hard way on more than one occasion. (not here, of course)
da crusher is back from the grave! complete with cigar
User avatar
evilmidget
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 1380
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:46 pm
Location: the boonies (winchester VA)

Postby Pigweed » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:15 am

alphatroll wrote:
Pigweed wrote:First time? Vulgar picture? Whuh?

I don't make the rules, I just read 'em!
I meant that I do not know what you are referring to.
You know there ain't no Devil; it's just God when he's drunk. Tom Waits
User avatar
Pigweed
sprightly goblin
 
Posts: 223
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:40 pm
Location: Maine

Postby alphatroll » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:55 pm

Pigweed wrote:
alphatroll wrote:
Pigweed wrote:First time? Vulgar picture? Whuh?

I don't make the rules, I just read 'em!
I meant that I do not know what you are referring to.

It's on the forum front page. The part about art is called "paint a vulgar picture". In the description it says "The first person to mention Jhonen gets punched in the crotch." Someone else brought it up in the previous post.
100% bored certified linguistic autist and all-knowing know-it-all

more junk in my deviantArt, http://alphatroll.deviantart.com

"I wanted to be a neo-deconstructionist, but my mom wouldn't let me" - Calvin
User avatar
alphatroll
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 2371
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:23 am
Location: 4 blox from the 1st Carnegie library outside PA

Postby subobeyliminal » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:29 am

Pigweed wrote:First time? Vulgar picture? Whuh?
SadakoMoose wrote:Then what DO we do when a chick mentions he who shall not mentioned lest they punched in the crotch?
Tittie twist.


Some girls might like that. 8-)
- Your Humble Narrator

http://sbanning.com/ - my website!
http://www.nymphesque.deviantart.com - my DA!
User avatar
subobeyliminal
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 1932
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:52 pm
Location: Basically, LA

Postby GrimMusings » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:24 am

Some girls also apparently like sharpening their heels for war.:wink:


Course, I have a biased opinion. All the girls I've met actively try to harm me.:\
Unicorns are real. They all just got fat, grey and lazy. So we call them Rhinoceroses.
User avatar
GrimMusings
sprightly goblin
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:01 pm
Location: West Midland, England, British Ilses.

Postby Pigweed » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:53 am

Do you like it?
subobeyliminal wrote:
Pigweed wrote:First time? Vulgar picture? Whuh?
SadakoMoose wrote:Then what DO we do when a chick mentions he who shall not mentioned lest they punched in the crotch?
Tittie twist.
Some girls might like that. 8-)
Then maybe one of these: http://www.medievality.com/breast-ripper.html
Damn, the horrible things some humans do to others.
You know there ain't no Devil; it's just God when he's drunk. Tom Waits
User avatar
Pigweed
sprightly goblin
 
Posts: 223
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:40 pm
Location: Maine

Postby SadakoMoose » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:27 pm

GrimMusings wrote:Some girls also apparently like sharpening their heels for war.:wink:


Course, I have a biased opinion. All the girls I've met actively try to harm me.:\

You could try NOT hitting on Stilletta :o
SadakoMoose
total witch
 
Posts: 620
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:35 pm

Postby GrimMusings » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:48 am

You could try NOT hitting on Stilletta :o

Tess seems to be already there, fender first. ;)

Then maybe one of these: http://www.medievality.com/breast-ripper.html
Damn, the horrible things some humans do to others.

Seen the spider version, rusted and somewhat broken, in an old castle in Scotland.
Unicorns are real. They all just got fat, grey and lazy. So we call them Rhinoceroses.
User avatar
GrimMusings
sprightly goblin
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:01 pm
Location: West Midland, England, British Ilses.

Postby alphatroll » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:09 pm

GrimMusings wrote:
You could try NOT hitting on Stilletta :o

Tess seems to be already there, fender first. ;)

No, Tess was all over her, she just got rebuffed ;)

(alas, I don't think that rebuffing would help Kelton's car any.)
100% bored certified linguistic autist and all-knowing know-it-all

more junk in my deviantArt, http://alphatroll.deviantart.com

"I wanted to be a neo-deconstructionist, but my mom wouldn't let me" - Calvin
User avatar
alphatroll
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 2371
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:23 am
Location: 4 blox from the 1st Carnegie library outside PA

Postby GrimMusings » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:33 am

StilettaXKelton'sCar

It was a romance waiting to happen.
Unicorns are real. They all just got fat, grey and lazy. So we call them Rhinoceroses.
User avatar
GrimMusings
sprightly goblin
 
Posts: 319
Joined: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:01 pm
Location: West Midland, England, British Ilses.

Postby alphatroll » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:06 pm

GrimMusings wrote:StilettaXKelton'sCar

It was a romance waiting to happen.

Yeah, she really does have a thing for airborne metal objects. But naturally, she's not the sort to make it easy ;)
100% bored certified linguistic autist and all-knowing know-it-all

more junk in my deviantArt, http://alphatroll.deviantart.com

"I wanted to be a neo-deconstructionist, but my mom wouldn't let me" - Calvin
User avatar
alphatroll
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 2371
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:23 am
Location: 4 blox from the 1st Carnegie library outside PA

Postby SadakoMoose » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:03 pm

She's a tsundere...
Tess touched her palm to the hood of the car. It's chassis was cool and flat, with nary a ding or scratch in sight. It's tires fully engorged and it's headlights oh so shiny, she pressed her cheek to the front right window and said...
"I wish I could quit you"
and the car responded...
"honk"
:D
SadakoMoose
total witch
 
Posts: 620
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:35 pm

Postby Teim » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:52 pm

ok... Yes well in other news it looks like the books from China are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image

Image
User avatar
Teim
the devil made digital
 
Posts: 1365
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:28 pm
Location: Ireland, a place full of things that DONT say "BYGORRA!"

PreviousNext

Return to bubblegum noir

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron