Where all the best old threads are locked away in perpetual undeath, shambling about and gasping for brains. (We can't shoot them in the head... we just can't!)
Ha ha ha ha ha *does superhero action pose, puts hands on hips* that'll never work....you see I was born with clothes...actually I wasn't born at all...I just wondered from somewhere but my skin is stuck to my clothes....
and for crying out loud only guys can get nakey.....
Ah, but your clothes are powerless before the might of this!
::Whips out hyuuuuuuge stereo system from nowhere::
This (I was told by Seth Green), is the only stereo system ever built that is loud enough to blow the clothes off of women! Now prepare to be... Where is that darn outlet?
::Begins to search for outlet::
Everything I know, I learned by finding people smarter than me and eating their brains.