Jokes/pranks

by **Bulghod** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:02 pm

What pranks or jokes do you do on your friends and/or total strangers?

One thing that's great to do is point at a person say "Cotton Eye Joe" then after a few seconds, or when they ask "Cotton eye Joe?" you say
"Now try to get that song out of your head"

In elevators, crowded elevators, i silently say "shut up" over and over, louder and louder while holding my ears. then everyone gets out of my elevator.

if anyone comes up to you and asks you to fill out a form, try a product, or whatever in a public place, I say, "you needs a hugg!" like a special person and hug them.

by **Spectre** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:04 pm

When some dick of a stranger starts up a casual conversation with you for no reason at all (old ladies are the most common perpetrators of this), look right into their eyes and then roll yours back and pretend to faint. When the stranger shakes you to try and wake you up, grab onto their arm, open your eyes wide, sit bolt upright and scream "No no, Mr Jenkins, I don't want to play doctor!!!. Then get up and walk away calmly like nothing happened. Or run away real fast. Either one
This is especially fun on an airplane. Just collapse forward in your seat and skip the walking/running away part. This'll shut 'er up for the rest of the flight, even if it does get you some strange looks from the other passengers...

by **enigma** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:17 pm

....or walk around the halls of someplace sounding like a whale...with your head back when someone walks by... or smile really big when someone walks by you and you are alone..or when your walking home... smile really big, it makes them wonder what your thinking...
yes i know that was reatarded, but hey waht do you expect?

by **serinoke** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:56 pm

i get that when i walk a round.....'course i look like a serial killer least thats what they tell me....so if i smile like that they'll 'prolly think that i really killed someone or some ting of that nature......but my way of scaring persons is i get as close as i can to them w/o them seeing me, mostly right behind them, them i either whisper some think spooky right in thier ear or i wait until they see me the smile an' walk away.........

by **Spectre** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:25 pm

If you're ever in a situation where you have to stand real close to someone for a while, like riding the elevator or waiting in line, just turn to the person next to you and casually say "You know, I'm not really a cannibal.". Then go back to standing just like you were before, as if nothing happened. You'll make their day; possibly their whole week or month! :tooth:

by **Moonrise** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:26 pm

When your'e in an elavator stand at the back corner of it and face it, stand there silently and motionless, people usually get freaked and try to "Wake" you or tap or shake whatever and ask what's wrong... when this happens either stay silent and motionless or turn to them looking dazed and scream like you saw someone being hacked to death.

by **ryhmy** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:16 am

When I was younger most of my friends used to smoke. I never did, but I couldn't help noticing a certain pattern repeating every time we (our three man band at that time) hung out at our rehearsal room: Our drummer was always asking the bassplayer to give him the rest (or actually the most) of his cigarrette. Well our bassist was getting preety pissed, so we decided to pull a little prank on out drummer. We made him a special cig. The first half was tobacco, but the second was coffee and sougar

The sorry bastard smoked the whole thing

by **Moonrise** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 5:36 am

are you serious? what happened after that?

by **serinoke** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:17 pm

(standing in the dark corner) AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!
sorry i felt like screaming...........hee, hee tainted cigs....thats redundant

by **Moonrise** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:59 pm

OOooo that reminds me

. In the Big Brother house there was this guy named Ryan, (you know how you ain't allowed to smoke in the house) yeh well, he once took a stick of cinamon and lit the stove, and lit the stick on the stove and smoked the whole thing! The whole house smelt of cinamon for that whole day!

by **bloody blood** » Fri May 27, 2005 8:50 pm

Spectre wrote:When some dick of a stranger starts up a casual conversation with you for no reason at all (old ladies are the most common perpetrators of this), look right into their eyes and then roll yours back and pretend to faint. When the stranger shakes you to try and wake you up, grab onto their arm, open your eyes wide, sit bolt upright and scream "No no, Mr Jenkins, I don't want to play doctor!!!. Then get up and walk away calmly like nothing happened. Or run away real fast. Either one
This is especially fun on an airplane. Just collapse forward in your seat and skip the walking/running away part. This'll shut 'er up for the rest of the flight, even if it does get you some strange looks from the other passengers...

HAHAHAHAHA i think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **skelebunnykashe** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:25 am

dane cook

when you go into a fast food restaurant, be really serious and point (very important) to the menu and say (for example you're at mcdonalds, god forbid) "I'll have a large mcchickenwhich" but make sure the mcchickenwhich or whatever IS NOT on the menu. this requires you to point, say your thing and keep a straight face.

while at the bank, waiting in line, gently tap the person in front of you while putting on rubber gloves. when they turn around, tell them "now would be a good time to leave....."

by **williamthebloody** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:46 am

some friends and i used to hitch up our pants, get canes and drive around downtown at 5MPH with our turn signal on and yell out the windows at the "whippersnappers", shaking our canes.
that, or drive by and throw snack cakes at people.
one o' me mates used to walk up to random strangers (the older, the better) and ask them if he should have an abortion for no reason.
a whole bunch of us (over a dozen) got together and decided to paint our faces then went out for ice cream. when the lady asked if this was all on one bill, we all looked confused and said we didnt know each other and went off to eat separately.

um, we were quite weird, yeh.
did i mention we were all sober at the time? seriously.

by **ryhmy** » Sat May 28, 2005 4:20 am

skelebunnykashe wrote:when you go into a fast food restaurant, be really serious and point (very important) to the menu and say (for example you're at mcdonalds, god forbid) "I'll have a large mcchickenwhich" but make sure the mcchickenwhich or whatever IS NOT on the menu. this requires you to point, say your thing and keep a straight face.

I know a guy who tried to order "McConcrete" for ages in a McDonald's. They didn't know what to say

Me and my friends like to imitate rodents. We suppently crouch a bit, put our hands right below our chins and do this stupid-as-fuck expression, with our upper teeth out. We were planning to go in this yuppie-cafe and just sit on the benches with that expression and stare at the waitresses. We abandoned the idea after we realized there was no way we could keep from laughing our asses off :tooth:

by **Zante** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:35 pm

A friend and I really hated this guy who was a total prick so I decided to subtlety piss him off ::evil laugh::
First on msn we pretended to be some skanky ho who was willing to put out for him and made him go meet her in the middle of the night. Ha we watched him from her house, with snacks, make an ass of himself on the street corner waiting for an easy score (three nights in a row BTW). It was beautiful.

We went to every place we could think of and dropped his name in the suggestion box requesting porn & lots of x-rated stuff. Hahaha he got a bunch of calls telling him to f*ck off and never come back (apparently the library was particularly abusive).

And then there was the anonymous letter to his parentsÃ– IÃm not so sure how that turned out

There were a few other things that I canÃt remember right nowÃ–

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